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The Western White House
No matter how lukewarm one might feel about Obama, I'd like to give belated thanks this year for not feeling ongoing embarrassment about my president. I randomly ended up looking at The Western White House, Bush's nickname for his Crawford ranch where he was caught by many a crisis.

The Western White House is a modest and photogenic reflection of the Bush family's folksy, down-home authenticity. Completed in 1999, the Western White House was designed by President Bush himself, and is notable for its patriotic and evocative melding of architectural highlights from Baptist prayer halls, medium security penitentiaries, and antebellum tobacco plantations.

Mmm, nostalgia for prisons and slave era plantations. Delightful! Those multinational oil-investing, jet setting Bush scions with flexible drawls sure are authentic.

But then the page takes a turn for the even weirder: "When President Bush comes to town, that number increases ten-fold, as thousands of arrogant Jewish journalists arrive to shamelessly broadcast liberal lies – often straight from the President's own front lawn!"

Oh. This site is a spoof by some Chickenhead Productions. I guess that's a slight relief?

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